Kelly Smith, the rising star of the England Women's Football team was interviewed recently about various aspects of the women's game including the alarming decline in attendance figures after a peak in the late nineties. Here's my solution to the problem and the average crowds such "innovations" would inspire.

Simple really, don't you think?

(If you think this is a great idea why not invest in Hossolutions, the think-tank company set up by the Sports Council to promote the commercial prospects of certain minority sports.)

Next week, topless tiddly-winks and cheese-rolling.

Hoss.