Here's a thought. Apparently matadors masturbate before entering the bullring. They claim it gets their eye in prior to tussling with the beast. I'm curious. Do darts players do the same? Does Jocky Wilson point his porridge gun at the ceiling and have a good old tug before lumbering up to the oche?

p.s.-Hey Barn, I reckon your bird should write a book about tents and call it "Ceri on Camping".

Hoss.