So, George Bush claims that the "moral crusade" of WW2 is the same as the war in Iraq. I shan't bother to comment. Instead, here are the top ten books for this month within the George Bush Parallel Universe.
Title
Author
1.
THE ART OF PULLING BIRDS
Sir Cliff Richard
2.
HOW TO PLEASE YOUR MAN IN BED
Dame Thora Hird
3.
ADVANCED MASTURBATION TECHNIQUES
The Pope
4.
A PARENT'S GUIDE TO MOTHERHOOD
Myra Hindley
5.
BABYSITTING THE EASY WAY
King Herod
6.
THE BOMB AND ITS EFFECT ON THE 20TH CENTURY
The Hoobs
7.
PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE: THE PATH TO GLORY
Muffin The Mule
8.
HUMVEE HEAVEN
The Teletubbies
9.
FRY'EM CRISP'EM DRY'EM.
Bungle Zippy and George
10.
THE PROJECT FOR THE NEW AMERICAN CENTURY
Fimbles
Problem is, George Bush's parallel universe also happens to be ours too.
Hoss
p.s.- if Hollywood diva Halle Berry pitched up a in a farmers market with 10CC frontman Lol Creme, literary genius Oscar Wilde, foreign secretary Jack Straw, FA spokesman Steve Double and Danish striker Ebbe Sand, what do you reckon on the sales potential of a stall called Wilde Straw Berry Sand Double Creme?
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