Breaking News:

Newcastle United midfielder Kieron Dyer has taken time out from his recent injury to record a version of FR David's mid-eighties Euro-hit "Words" (don't come easy to me etc.) with rock maestro Chris Rea. FR David has given license for Kieron to alter some of the lyrics and "Turds" will be released by Dyer Rea on the 4th July (Incontinence Day).

Hoss.