It's a little known fact that Lib Dem leader Sir Menzies Campbell recorded a karaoke album with Bing Crosby in the early sixties using only bicycle bells as instrumentation.

"Ming'n'Bing's ding-a-ling sing-a-long" is not available in the shops.

p.s.-is it just me or does Antony and the Johnson's music sound like a bloodhound wailing over its dead master's body, interspersed with the kind of noise that an overweight constipated teenager might make whilst attempting to take a dump in the font at an orphan's funeral?

Hoss. La-di-da.