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Subject:Cittie of Yorke with Elvis, Droopy and a banana

Well done geezers.

For a bunch o' lawyers you're quite efficient in making a decision and sticking to it in a unanimus and pragmatic way. Hey Droopsie, I'm mightily impressed by your chivalry, courage, and Gengis Khan-style adventurism in braving the primitive hordes and lethal fauna and flora in order to undertake the ferociously dangerous and laborious task of leap-frogging Hannibal-like (that's the geezer with the elephants, not the cannibal) from Paddington to Phils-ville. Your generosity of spirit will be rewarded with the Babycham sticking out of m'trousers. See you tomoz around 7.30 pm.

Hoss.

p.s.-If it takes two hours to roast the average chicken, how long does it take Robbie Fowler and Steve McManaman to roast the average dumb blonde?

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