Yo punters. Good pub jaunt and curry on Friday. Look forward to the next one. Managed to miss tube and get on the wrong nightbus which took me light years from my destination. Doh!

p.s.-hey Jules, I'm still trying to get my head round your description of Lib Dem fruitcake Mark Oaten's "Hot Lunch" sex act. You would have thought, being a deranged perv, he'd want to keep things simple, rather than placing his turd in a fridge for a few hours (where's the "hot" bit in that? Or is there a beautiful irony going on here that I'm not latching onto?) before using the now chilled chod as a wank aid whilst discussing Russian existentialism with an Andalucian dwarf. In Norwegian. But no, this is what you do when you're Mark "logtugger" Oaten.

Thought Of The Day:

Does politics turn people into fucked-up weirdos?

Or do fucked-up weirdos turn to politics?

Motto Of The Week: KEEP IT SIMPLE

Hoss.

p.p.s.-please could someone disguise the expletives in this e-mail and forward it to Jules? This is because his company, for some unfathomable reason, censors my messages. It's clear to me now that HBOS does in fact stand for House of Boring Old Shite.

ols. pfffrrrrr.