Hey Banana.

I hear that after we watched the first Lions test together you indulged in a four day fuckfest with your Filipino fuck-buddy. Sounds g-r-r-r-r-r-reat, as Tony the Tiger might say. (Who was that striped man anyway?) How adventurous were you? Did she do a Sylvie Special on you as you blurted out renditions of "Singin' In The Rain" and "Golden Brown"? Either way I hope you had a fannytastic time.

p.s-Hey Colin, are we still up for me coming round for a double roast? That's the Sunday variety followed by the footballer's one. Are we still agreed that you're gonna be taking the wife's letterbox whilst I come through the back door? Or would you like to endorse the footie connection by changing ends at half time? Let me know so I can arrange a trip to GIMPS'R'US to pick up the appropriate garb.

Hoss.