Yo, geezers,

Looking forward to Friday's beerfest. I've recently had my hair cut and I now look like a cross between a creative midfielder from the Czech Republic and a Romanian refugee (semi-skilled). Should the conversation dry up on the night (unlikely) we can always resort to having a good old laugh concerning my new Barnet.

Hoss. Neigh. Pffrrr.

p.s.- Idea #85 for an extra source of income is to set up a company which provides the dual service of life assurance and double glazing and calling it Scottish Windows.