Yo! Geezers!

Meeting up on April 23rd (Midge's suggestion, I think) sounds good to me. Hey Clint, y'gay icon, checking out this particular gastro boozer sounds good to me too. Taking a bath with the Nolan sisters armed with a superskunk spliff and a bottle of champers sounds even better. In fact, nuts to the 23rd, what's the Nolans' number?

Hey Grant, what's Singapore like? Settling in? Did you travel Singapore Airlines to get there? Did you check out the Singapore girl on the flight? What was she like? What's the currency of Cambodia? What's got five legs, a knob the size of a submarine and a head shaped like a banana? Answers please on one of those bits of chewing gum that'll get you a ten thousand dollar fine should you extract it from your mouth and stick it on the nose of one of the locals.

Hopefully everyone can make the 23rd. See you then.

p.s.-If artist Francis Bacon formed a construction company with FA spokesman Steve Double, former Abbey National chief executive Sir John Cheese and Portsmouth midfielder Patrik Berger, what do you reckon on the work opportunities of a company called Bacon Double Cheese Berger?

Take care. Hoss.

p.p.s.-Hey Clint, you gotta change the font of your E-mails and make it bigger. Its like reading spider vomit. Hoss.