Ring Poll

Yup, thats right. Its time to register your vote in Ollup's latest poll concerning the "Silver Ring Thing". As you may or may not know, the "Silver Ring Thing" is a six-date lecture tour of the UK undertaken by a bunch of unrealistic, condescending, socially retarded Christians from the States who are trying to endorse pre-marriage celibacy by awarding a silver ring to all those god-fearing teenagers prepared to wait for their wedding night before their first slice of bedroom action. This is not to be confused with the Spanish equivalent, namely the "Brown Ring Thing", whereby Spain's large Catholic community circumvent the celibacy problem by indulging in copious amounts of anal sex instead. Which would you rather be: