Fart Poll

The Oxford English Dictionary are looking for a collective noun for "fart". Not only have they been baffled for many years but the lack of
necessity has slowed them down and now they're convinced that they can persuade the authorities to finally take seriously the imperative for a new
word for a "collection" of farts. We have a "flock" of sheep, even a "murder" of crows, but "nothing" for farts. That is their argument.

So here are the OED suggestions. Pick your favourite, then fax or text or e-mail them. And they will choose. As befits their choice.