Blimey. Has anyone heard Robbie Williams’ new single? It’s called “Rudebox”. It simply has to be a contender for worst song of all time. His attempt at rapping Eminem-style is so misguided my buttocks froze on first listening. And then there’s the lyrics. “Catch me on my mobe, not the landline”. Yo! Robbie! Mixing it with the kids in the hood? I don’t think so! There’s another line about filling a Durex with Semtex and shoving it up his jaxi which doesn”t seem to be a very good idea to me. Then again, if the resultant explosion prevents Robbie from producing such trash as this then maybe that’s not such a bad idea after all.
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The wife of the late Johnny Cash has revealed that he spent much of the last five years of his life in their loft conversion writing his autobiography. Available in all good bookshops soon and entitled “Cash In The Attic”.